Scribble board

• An optimist is someone who thinks the future is uncertain.
• Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
• If God's so marvellous, how come he had to work Saturdays?
• Web design is 10 and 90 ism.
• It was a woman who first drove me to drink, and I never did stop to thank her.
• Journalism is the art of arriving too late as early as possible.
• Anyone can be 62 but you have to be a bus to be 62a (Spike Milligan).
• It may be spring in your heart but it's always October under# your armpits.
• So many amusing quotes, how can I compete?
• You very strange man! :-) (From another one).
• If a shop is open 24/7, 365 days a year, then why does it have a lock on the door?
• INDEPENDENT: Do your passion, Create success.
• If no one died we would not know how to live.
• Bla bla bla i'm 78901234. :D
• Life is good.
• Chocolate.
• Keep un-ironed clothes in the airing cupboard.
• Hello
• Hello
• "Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." ~Mae West
• "The place you find the item you're looking for is the last place you look" ~ Claudia Allan
• Maybe we're only cheesy flakes in a molten insanity
• Never take yourself too seriously

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